When the deity of your choice invented association football, he/she saw fit to introduce a summer break (every two years) as there is such thing as too much of a good thing.
But what to do with that time? Luckily Top Corner has you covered. This month we have a selection of summer-related articles suitable for any poolside Balearic time-passing. Expect transfer talk a plenty, a how-to guide for survival, new club badges and impassioned prose on one of our local East London football fixtures.
An alternative look at the saturated world of Association Football
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